Suffice to say, people on the internet don’t much like ol’ ham-face Dave. Here’s the best of what the Internet had to say:

Brilliant. Cassetteboy - Cameron's Conference Rap: http://t.co/qZdpXOfUUR via @YouTube

— suzanne moore (@suzanne_moore) October 1, 2014

remember 2010 when Cameron dug up his dead child to tell us Disabled and NHS would be safe with Torys? Yeah that old chestnut again!

— dolly daydream (@dollymixture) October 1, 2014

Who could David Cameron be nutnominating at the Conservative Party Conference? pic.twitter.com/RhvQCEDZM7

— #nutnominate (@nutnominate) October 1, 2014

Cameron doing a Yorkshire accent at #toryconference I think I speak for the entire county when I tell you to 'foxtrot oscar'.

— Laura Jones (@YICETOR) October 1, 2014

Confirmation from official transcript of David Cameron's speech: it does not say "This is who we resent" pic.twitter.com/RVDSG63MXD

— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) October 1, 2014

Cameron deplores ECHR "rulings to stop us deporting suspected terrorists". He misses out "to face trials using torture-gained evidence".

— Jack of Kent (@JackofKent) October 1, 2014

Fucking hell, Dave. What’re you playing at? Just when you think the dim-wittery and shit-housery might come again the lump-headed prick comes out with another cracker.

Do us (and yourself) a favour, mate - just stop, yeah?