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Lucy Uprichard

Sabotaging since 9 Sep 2012

'Lucy is a student Liverpool University trying desperately to find work before she finishes her worthless degree. Her proudest moment to date being hugged by Lenny Kravitz and harassing Jarvis Cocker outside Argos. If you want to see more of her writing then visit badpenmanship.tumblr.com or contact her @LucyUprichard. Will write for food or attention.'.

My Articles

Life

Selfie Culture: Are We Are All Boring Narcissists Now?

‘Selfies’ are killing culture and turning us all into wanky narcissists…

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Books

5 Of The Best Female Characters From Children’s Books

For Violet Baudelaire to Lyra Silvertongue, this collection of fictional females show that children’s books don’t need to be dominated by male characters…

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TV

A Guide To Watching TV When Drunk

Television is made for people. However, you need to your show pick wisely. Here’s the definitive guide to matching your TV show to how drunk you are.

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Lists

The Five Best Things About Rural Drinking Culture

The countryside might be lacking in anything remotely useful or practical, but drinking in rural pubs beats the city every time.

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TV

GIRLS Season 38: The Best Internet Parody You’ll See This Week

40 years on and Lena Dunham’s self-obsessed wannabe-socialites are as useless as ever.

Lists

Nelly’s Pimp Juice & Other Shite Celebrity Crossover Projects

Unlike the rest of society, celebrities tend to believe they’re a jack of all trades. Here are some of strangest celebrity products out there.

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Music

The 5 Worst Kinds Of Festival People

Festival season is coming up and some of the world’s most awful people are gearing up to go and ruin it for you. Here’s who to avoid this year.

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Social Networking

Hot And Busted: The Internet’s Best-Looking Mugshots

It takes a lot of self-confidence to style out a mugshot like it’s a modelling headshot, but these boys are pulling it off.

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Books

Bridget Jones Is Back: The Rise Of Middle-Aged Chick-Lit

Chick-lit is the shameless tart of the literary world, but Helen Fielding’s addition to the Bridget Jones franchise shows that it’s still going strong.

Social Networking

Paris Brown & Social Media: Stop Being A Twat On Twitter

As employers are increasingly using Facebook and Twitter to check up on people, it’s time to start thinking a little more about which parts of your stupid brain you fire off into the internet.

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