Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

Being the gatekeeper to a glamorous world of fashion modelling isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Love it or hate it (or really hate it) ITV’s Saturday night love-in has taken the tele world by storm. So who cares if it’s a relentless cringe-fest that’s liquidating your brain, this is why Take Me Out is unapologetic entertainment at its absolute finest.

Hooray it’s another TV talent show, only this time it’s the BBC’s turn to broadcast the delusions of the stupid, the mental or the misfortunate. Cue the music, as Nigel Lythgoe would say, desperately trying to make it his catchphrase…

Chauvet-Pont-D’Arc in the south of France is a Paleolithic time capsule, join the German genius as he explores the inner-depths and finds, amongst other things, some Paleolithic porn…

The ever shy Lily Allen has swapped her pop career top open a shop flogging over-priced dresses and Channel 4 kindly gave her a documentary series to promote it. She may need even more help than that…

Week two in Grassington and, with more than a helping hand from the producers, the villagers are outraged when a nude model wants to show the menfolk her produce and a gay couple announce they are having IVF treatment…

We all know what it’s like when an outré, awkward or just embarrassingly shit bit of post-watershed TV comes on while your chomping carrots with mum and dad. Well this ALWAYS happens to me…