Arsenal: Welcome Alexis Sanchez & His Really, Really Fit Girlfriend
Not content with being a brilliant football who half the entire world was battling to sign AND playing in one of the standout teams in the World Cup, Alexis Sanchez also has a really really hot girlfriend - Barça-based art director Laia Grassi - who loves nothing better than filling her Instagram feed with gratuitous selfies and shots of her and Sanchez loved up.
It's just not fair. This is unfair.
Arsenal fans: put your hands together and welcome them. Then despair.