A Sex Toy Company Have Made Political Blow-Up Dolls

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Sex doll company Bondara have managed to make everybody's worst sexual fantasies become reality with a series of politician sex dolls. 

All the main players in the general election have seen their image on a plastic sex aid, including Nigel Phwooarge, 'Gimme Head' Ed (christ almighty) and 'Conservative Cumeron'. 

Unfortunately only one of the prototypes will be made available to the public after an online vote. Go here for more details. Or, y'know, don't. 

By the way, the hashtag #GeneralErection (wheeeeey!) 


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