Twitter Reacts: Liverpool's Luis Suárez Bites AGAIN
Luis Suárez did nothing of note against Italy...bar biting somebody for the third time in his career. Twitter reacted straight away in spectacular style - here are the best tweets...
I'm not suggesting that Luis Suárez should be banned from all sport for life or anything…but he should be banned from all sport for life.
— Raj Bains (@BainsXIII) June 24, 2014
BITEY MCRACIST
— Idiot's Pasture (@idiotspasture) June 24, 2014
Real Madrid better hope they have a load of scouse kids lined up to interview Suarez to make him look vaguely like a human being again.
— Ewan Roberts (@EwanRoberts) June 24, 2014
Liverpool fans be like Chiellini put his shoulder in Suarez's mouth… #suarez #reformedmy***
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) June 24, 2014
Right. I'm biting a colleague at work tomorrow in the hope of angling a move abroad.
— Les Rosbifs (@LesRosbifs) June 24, 2014
Bigmouth bites again. pic.twitter.com/Pm4eKQSI1l
— Troubled Morrissey (@troubledmozza) June 24, 2014
VINE: Giorgio Chiellini trying to show the referee that Luis Suarez has bitten him. https://t.co/V7ynuDvZge (Via @CheGiaevara).
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) June 24, 2014
Lol @ any journalist who wrote a Suarez redemption piece.
— Ally Moncrieff (@AllorNothingMag) June 24, 2014
Just a reminder that Suarez's critics weren't questioning his ability. Just the racism. And the cannibalism.
— Juliet Jacques (@julietjacques) June 24, 2014
Suarez ready for the next match: pic.twitter.com/BjXrZ5lXDC
— Graham Farmelo (@grahamfarmelo) June 24, 2014
Suarez is now being forced to wear this for the rest of the World Cup… pic.twitter.com/7PHBnO2tQ4
— World Cup 2014 (@WorIdCupTweets) June 24, 2014
Luis Suarez, with another bad case of toothache. #ITA #URU pic.twitter.com/B6gdfIkLcE
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) June 24, 2014
Why is everyone having a go at Suarez - we all love an Italian !
— John Bishop (@JohnBishop100) June 24, 2014
as glenn hoddle just said… kids watching all over the world. disgrace #Suarez
— Pete Graves (@PeteGravesSky) June 24, 2014
Suarez hates blue shirts: pic.twitter.com/SsqOf1aixk
— Tom Coast (@thcoast) June 24, 2014
"The guy's got serious problems, man" - Ian Wright, Psychologist. #uru
— DFAFS (@Sofalife) June 24, 2014
If only Luis Suarez had racially abused someone, as opposed to biting someone, we could all have just ignored it, like last time.
— pauliegunn (@PaulGunning1) June 24, 2014
Crazy when you see it from this angle. pic.twitter.com/wV7uVP3lfj
— Case (@CaseTFC) June 24, 2014
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COMMENTS
no menthion of that Italian prick elbowing luis all game though is ther ? that prick collymore saying luis shud be banned for a year cos he needs help, now what luis did today was seriously wrong and he will be deservedly punished but who the fuk is collymore too judge,a man who watches people having sex through car windows with his knickers around his ankles and who batters girls to a pulp in boozers. and before the two faced scum utd fans come on, don't bother gloating, a cantona kung fu kick and keane deliberately ruining haalands career,shud keep your mouths firmly shut.
Is suarez still worth Arsenal's £1?
Why are Liverpool fans such little bitches?
This transcends any kind of rivalry. He's an odious little man and he deserves whatever punishment comes his way. Ten games clearly wasn't enough last time, because he just doesn't learn. Liverpool fans can spin this however they choose, but they'd gain a lot of respect by simply not acting as apologists. This int about his ability and it isn't a witch-hunt. He's been caught on camera three times chowing down on an opponent. It's inexcusable. That's it. If you try to go down the "yeah, but..." Route, you've already lost the right to an opinion. There are no buts here.
Can someone please translate "mano71"'s post into English? Trying to read it is giving me a headache.
I would like to take full responsibility for the latest escapade. It's all my fault. I am eternally sorry and can we all move on. It's not Suarez at fault but mine.
Johnny - I would translate it, but having read it myself, I now have my own headache and need to lie down.
The man has issues. The issues being racism and cannibalism. He won't get banned for a year, though i would welcome such a move. In fact, bring back hanging as the way some of the media are going on this is up there with genocide.
Well said Broadhead. Gary Lineker was beside himself last night with acute excitement at this as he peered over his Harry Potter specs. The press are loving this and I bet Woy is too as the England team can fly back into Luton undetected.
I hope Arsene comes in with a £40m +£1 bid again, just for comedy value.
Nothing would surprise me anymore. Nothing..
will somebody please tell johnny Ribena to change that daft name cos he does himself no favours posting a comment with a name like that. log back on rubber johnny,say what team u support and I will rip you to pieces lad.
same goes for you blinder ! I bet nobody understands your comments either cos they have no connection with the incident where all talking about. take me on on any football matter and we will see who"s comments make sense then.i will be waiting ladies.
Mano 71- you appear to be a twat
ye I am. so what ? and you appear to be a complete shithouse. come on and join the debate then shithouse instead of coming out with cheap digs,have you got it in you then shithouse or will you prove to be exactly what you are ? :-]
How is it that no one's knocked this cunt's teeth out yet? That'd learn 'im.
Mano, it appears that you need to calm the fuck down.
forget citing other historical misdemeanors, it isn't productive. take every single event like this in isolation, by digging up the past you appear to be defending this sort of behaviour. what suarez did was ridiculous and he should be banned.
no lad. I think it is you who needs to calm down. am still waiting for yourself and the other two,to come on with something constructive to offer. so come on lad what side do you support and what are your views on the suarez affair ? seems like yourself and the other two emptyheads have not got any football knowledge to take me on. am just calmly waiting too see what you can conjure up.so come on mouthy lets hear it ?
Mano, I'm afraid I've not got it in me. You're right, I'm a shit-house. Your complexity of argument and self proclaimed "football knowledge" are just too much mate. I know when I'm beat
must remember that one. kop out the sarcastic way and save myself from being made a cxxt of.
Loving the Alan Shearer take on all this. Was this the same Alan Shearer that stamped on the face of another player and then threatened to quit England if the FA pressed charges?
I don't support any football team but even I can see Suarez is off his nut, defend him all you like.
Mano - when you manage to string a sentence together, I'll consider taking you (and your towering intellect) on in an argument about anything, including football. Sadly, given that the your posts thus far consist of enraged, not to mention barely literate ranting, I simply can't see that happening.
blinder lad. you have strung absolutey nothing together, except for sly digs. that"s another kop out then. just one more to go now. by the way stan,it was neil lennon playing at Leicester who shearer nearly decapitated.
Whereas you, Mano, have been eloquent, intelligent and articulate in your (apparent) defence of the indefensible. Your entire post regarding Suarez, as has been pointed out by others, is barely coherent. On the one hand you seem to defend him, yet on the other, you condemn him. But then, for some bizarre reason you start banging on about Collymore and Man U fans when the article (which is really just a series of amusing tweets anyway) has nothing to do with either of those two. Weird indeed. You seem to have anger issues to rival Suarez's. You want to know where I stand on the matter? For the record, I think they should throw the book at him. I see kids behaving appallingly on the pitch every Saturday morning, encouraged by their fathers (and mothers, sometimes), and anything other than as lengthy a ban that 'the rule book' allows excuses his behaviour. It's a shame, because he's a fantastic player, and I'd love to see him play, but there can be no other option. Now keep taking the tablets or get a new prescription.
They have banned him for 4 months? There is no mention of it on the BBC and TalkSport have hardly mentioned it. Scandalous.
where does it say I have defended him lad ? I said he deserves to be banned. your reading is obviously a lot worse than my writing. collymore on his talksport show wanted him banned for life,this a man with a police record for assaulting women,man utd started the whole witch hunt against suarez with the racism farce. he may well be a biter but he is no racist. tell me this lad,why didn't evra report hernandez for calling him negrito every day in training ? and I wud love to know what you think about Liverpool being the main victims in all this as well considering he was playing for Uruguay ? now keep taking that cxxk up your axxe and get a new bottle of Vaseline.
stan ! nothing surprises me anymore. ALWAYS THE VICTIM,NEVER YOUR FAULT,ALWAYS THE VICTIM,NEVER YOUR FAULT.
Talk Sport is for fans with learning difficulties. Collymore has a chequered past and on occasion, he does get it right but when he gets it wrong..... Saying Suarez should be banned for life is a bit rich, give he landed Ulrika one in France 98 and as a result, cited depression and got off with it. Albeit, a good kicking from a load of Scotland fans. This is sensationalism of th highst level and Collymore s not at fault, it's the station bosses telling hm to stoke the flames. Not that they need stoking at the moment as I am getting heatstroke from my radio of late. Suarez should not have bitten him, he's been punished and that really is it for now. How he behaves upon his return, remains t be seen but the obtuse speculation emanating from the red tops and TS is frankly, ridiculous.
May I take this opportunity to apologise for my shocking grammar in that last post. I struggle with i-pads. I also, cannot walk and drink coffee at the same time.
#Blinder - ignore the illiterate - neh, racist and homophobic - Bigoted emissions of 'mano 71' - He's your common or garden troll... Toothless rants that carry the weight of dust.
like myself stan, I suffer with a sticking keyboard which affects my grammar,but what you say is quite correct but sadly the plantpots on this forum don't quite get the full picture. Liverpool fans everywhere know suarez is out of order but once again Liverpool are the biggest victims in all of this and that is something Liverpool fans will find very hard to take. its like somebody commiting a murder in London and some poor bloke on holiday in austrailia taking the blame for it. its completely outrageous but don't hold your breath on here with the anti-Liverpool brigade. never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
On the contrary, Mano. It is you that fail to read. As is pointed out by another poster, you 'appear' to defend Suarez as a result of your hysterical rants regarding other commentators hypocricy. As for your pathetic '"Liverpool are the biggrest victims in this". Ha! That is, frankly, the biggest load of crap you've written so far, and let's face it, you've written a pick-up truck full of that. Liverpool should have got rid of him when he did what he did while he was on their books. Furthermore, they knew the sort of player they had on their hands when they took him on, as he had 'previous' even then. As for your' patronising use of 'lad'. I've probably got twenty-five years on you. And I wouldn't use the 'sticking keyboard' argument when excusing your barely literate posts - it won't wash. Regarding Collymore: he, like anyone else, regardless of their past, is entitled to an opinion. Frankly, what he thinks is of little interest to me. Whatever he says is pretty dreary air-wave filler. Who cares? What's so peculiar is that this was a light hearted article, which put up some of the wittier tweets that had appeared. You, on the other hand, wade in with self righteous indignation and anger, and anyone who dares pick you up on anything is subject to a torrent of abuse. Grow up 'lad' and jog on. Oh, and see that 'sticking' 'caps' button.
hahahahahahaha your an angry man old timer ! you have read my comments and the anger in you has boiled over without you even realising it.so who is the hypocrite now old timer ? if you read back through the posts you will notice I have been called a txxt etc.but its water off a duck"s back with me. You give it so you take it. in fact you have got that wound up, you have come out and scoffed at the Liverpool victims tag, when deep down you know that is total bullshit and as for the light hearted article comment. well that is total bullshit as well. by the way mr lost the plot, what football team do you follow cos am dying to know old timer :-} in the meantime go and get your inhaler,take a deep breath and chill out.ok,there"s a good chap.
Blinder - you are talking absolute nonsense my friend.
Mano- logged back on tonight to see what nonsense you were posting today. Not doing much to dispel the Harry Enfield stereotype are you
No anger on my part, Mano. Just passing through and observing. You asked me to make my case. I have done. You're clearly a figure of fun on this site, and little wonder. As for my team: Wrexham, through thick and thin... mostly anorexic.
Worth a look http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/jun/26/luis-suarez-uruguay-winning?CMP=twt_gu
you have stated your case but it"s complete crap grandad. anyway it"s way past your bedtime grandad so goodnight. as for you jon ! harry enfield,what sort of comment is that lad ? this is 2014 you turd not the early 90"s. so what part of England do you come from then ?
just one more thing before I climb on top of the missus, you go on about my literacy being poor. just have a look and see how you have spelt hypocrisy ? it is spelt with an s not with a c and there is no letter r in the word biggest. who"s the joke of the site now then grandad :-}
The difference between my errors and yours is that mine are typos, you utter bellend.
hahahahahahahahaha love it granddad. you have completely contradicted yourself with everything you have accused me of being. u do realise that don"t you ? go and stick your false teeth in and chill out you daft arl git.
spion lion, I seriously hope your not trying to pretend your a Liverpool fan cos It does not wash lad, if my comment carries the weight of dust, then your"s must carry the weight of fresh air. where about on this page,have I typed racist comments you absolute pxxxk. anti-racist comments more like. come on and point it out to me :-|
nothing worse than some dickhead throwing in the racist card. when there is no evidence whatsoever to back it up :-|
Since this whole Suarez affair, I have been unable to masterbate. I am personally going to sue Liverpool Football Club and in particular, Ian Ayre.