You know, "hope"? Remember that?
Whatever the fix may be, it won't be quick, and it certainly won't be easy.
A mercurial talent, sure, but in Hatem we had a player who inspired romance and, most importantly, stood for what the fans wanted...
He's a quality player, but it won't be easy...
Out of favour both at club level and internationally, this striker has a goalscoring record to show how good he can be when he's on form...
With the club looking likely to lose out on the mercurial Remy, could the athletic Colombian be the ready replacement?
Pardew's promised that his return will signal a return to form for our side but I'm not so sure... Just look what it's done to poor old Ben Arfa.
There's nothing left to play for, but these gutless and abysmal performances can simply not be accepted...
If Newcastle can keep key players fit and stop Carver from pulling out a pool cue on the touchline we just might be okay...
The team have shown no fight, heart or desire of late, but they now have twelve games to rescue their season – and potentially their careers.
He came, he saw, he sold our best players and made Ashley a pretty penny - thank God JFK's gone but why the hell wa...
The sale of our best player midway through the season is just another in a series of serious slaps to the faces of ...
Apparently we're known for being short of patience but, no matter what some fat bloke at the Daily Mail said, thank...
We've had a rubbish start to the year and I'm worried Andy Carroll might come back to haunt us but I can't help but...
Tiote's unfairly chalked off goal typifies our run since Christmas, we've been unlucky but if Pards doesn't win next two, it'll be him getting th...
From top six to bottom six to top six again - will the real Newcastle United please stand up?
Our problems have stayed off the field and we've got a squad full of quality, dump some dead weight, pray Pardew stays sane and we might just be ...
Match-winner Cabaye's suspension leaves Pardew with some tinkering to do but a result against out-of-sorts Saints leaves us in Europa spots - fin...
If we forget Wednesday and go back to what we did in November we could easily win today....
Unbelievably it's been two years since Speedo ended his life, I wrote this at the time as a tribute to the kid at m...
With his most naturally gifted player currently warming the bench, just how can Pardew incorporate the mercurial Fr...
With Luuk de Jong looking unsettled in Germany, reports suggest that Newcastle might be back in the hunt for a move...
Strong, fast and more tricks than Paul Daniels, here's what Newcastle fans can expect from the United winger if the...
We've been supremely inconsistent so far this year and how we'll get on against Spurs is anyone's guess... Still, at least Loïc Remy has been br...
A derby loss to Sunderland, severing ties with local press... Unless some urgency is injected into the side, things could get even worse for Newc...
Newcastle and Sunderland contest one of football's oldest, greatest derbies today; here a Mackem tells you the ten things you're most likely to s...
There's a lot riding on today's North-East derby, let's hope someone in black and white can conjure up something like this...
Newcastle need to pull themselves together and give the great unwashed down the road a good hiding if we're going t...
Stevie G got his 100th Premier League goal but Liverpool may look back on this 2-2 draw at Newcastle as two points ...
Newcastle fans thought Nicos Dabizas had just ballsed up, but Bergkamp's outrageous flick and cool finish is the gr...
It's been 23 years since I saw it but I'll never forget Paul Gascoigne's screamer for Newcastle against Chelsea. It...
Despite a second half fight back, Newcastle United were generally awful against Everton; baffling managerial decisions, unfit central midfielders and gaffes galore. But if they can get their act together, a brighter future awaits...
He might be raw, but he showed he can deal with Gareth Bale and is ready for the PL...
Gazza reveals the full extent of his battle with alcohol on ITV tonight. But despite the arrests, the trips to clinics and the worrying behaviour he's still the man for me...
Cisse played like a man without arms and legs but, despite the nature fo defeat, Pardew has to stick with the syste...
Newcastle united and AC Milan greats lock horns at St James tonight, but who would win out of their greatest Xls as...
He might have flounced around on Tyneside when the chips were down, but Asprilla's determination to show he was as ...
After another deadline day disaster, not even a first League win of the season can disguise the fact that Joe Kinne...
#BlowingStuffUp...
Before summer, if you'd have told me six weeks spent at my folks would rekindle ...
Join the stars, director and scriptwriter to talk about how Goodfellas came to f...
The biggest celebrity the Australian criminal underworld ever produced passed aw...
Well this was awkward...
We thought Halloween was over...
Music is has stopped being about anything, and what’s more, it’s probably ou...
Annoying teenagers, overprotective mum and pervy old man. Some customers just ma...
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now.
Seriously, what are they doing?
Going to the cinema on your own is only for lonely people, isn't it? Well, that'...
Erm, that's not supposed to happen...
Programs like Tales From The Crypt condense horror films into short vignettes fo...
It ain't all about moonwalking zombies, you know...
It's hoovering up 5 star reviews and will probably make gangbusters, but here's ...
For when watching Shaun Of The Dead on ITV2 doesn’t seem that appealing.
The artist's new'un From Cheek To Blushing Cheek is showing in Shoreditch right....
When something so joyously exuberant and natural as football is reduced to being...