Your Brilliant Stories About Bumping Into Shite Celebs
And some not-so-shite ones, too... (Yes, that is Lizo from Newsround)
Everyone’s got one, it’s just that some people’s weird little stories about bumping into shite celebrities are better than others… Mine? Mike Skinner called me a “chav cunt” at V Festival in 2010 and I got into an argument with at least two members of Lisa Maffia’s entourage over volleyball in the pool at Mallorca Rocks in 2009. Perhaps Mike wasn’t far off.
Here are yours…
(Disclaimer: Maybe they’re bullshitting - WE DON’T KNOW. Just don’t sue us, you busy pricks.)
@SamDiss Javine belched in my ear. Genuinely.
— IncrediblyRich (@IncrediblyRich) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Also, I once saw Jamelia in Birmingham Bullring and her handler-type told me and a pal to GET OUT OF HER WAY so we did.
— Ellabell (@missellabell) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Janine from Eastenders ignored me when I asked whether she'd dropped the £2 coin that was under her bar stool.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Had a fry up opposite Frank Carson at a packed cafe in Preston train station. Tried to do a Beans at 10 gag. Failed horribly.
— Fourfoot (@fourfoot) July 29, 2014
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@SamDiss Party, 2002. Trudi Styler beside me, glaring, bc am standing on hem of her stupid frilly dress. I am bollock drunk and high & say..
— Finkowska (@finkowska) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss …. "Don't stand so, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me". Trudi Styler does not laugh.
— Finkowska (@finkowska) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss my mate told mesut ozil's girlfriend to pick up some dog shit (true story)
— Ali Jamieson (@alijamieson) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Dean Gaffney tried to fuck me before offering to take me to a porn expo.
— Sylvia Psychoplath (@rey_z) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Lemar told my mate to 'fuck off big ears'. And Andy Gray once told me to 'fuck off' in a restaurant in Marbella. That's about it.
— Ally Moncrieff (@AllorNothingMag) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss @alijamieson Alison Hammond once slipped me a signed photo under a Weatherspoons toilet cubicle in Birmingham
— Laura-May Coope (@lauramaycoope) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss I shared a golf buggy with Mutya off of the Sugababes last year at V Festival and she sang to us.
— Lucy (@lucyparts) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss I gave Lee Trundle a refund on some Blu-rays cause he didn't know what they were.
— Game of Throw-Ins (@GameofThrowIns) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss I said “excuse me” to Jeffrey from Rainbow in Tesco in Teddington so I could reach the Cocopops on the shelf behind him.
— Olly Richards (@olly_richards) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Was part of a whole pub at Henley regatta that took the piss out of Andrew Ridgeley for being the talentless one in Wham. He left
— Neal Underwood (@nealu_freelance) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Called a cunt by Dave Berry.
— Matthew Tindall (@hungry_tindall) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss when I was 7/8 I asked Gordon Brown if he was a pedo. He'd asked me innocent questions but we'd had the pedo school chat that day..
— Abi (@pinkdisco) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss @SabotageTimes A better one - I once thanked Bjorn Ulvaeus for the music, on Stockholm harbour. He was not amused.
— Andy Limb (@andylimb) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss when i was younger i kicked a ball and hit david morrissey's kid and made them cry
— Keir (@Kingkeir) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Michael Ball stood patiently whilst I belted out the chorus of "One step out of time"
— Abi B (@mizzban) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss I met Kym Marsh at an album signing. I wished her well. She said thanks. I moved along.
— John Lucas (@JLucas86) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Peeing next to Lizo from Newsround.
— Huw Davies (@thehuwdavies) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Rhino from Gladiators called me 'fatty' at a primary school summer fête when I was about 9.
— tehTrunk (@tehTrunk) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Was dishing out arm wrestles for a pound a pop. My turn he says "not you fatty". Peers chuckled. Mums were aghast. I died inside.
— tehTrunk (@tehTrunk) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Anthony Hutton spilled a drink on me on not one but two separate occasions.
— Daniel (@sillyolddaniel) July 29, 2014
@SamDiss Had a fry up opposite Frank Carson at a packed cafe in Preston train station. Tried to do a Beans at 10 gag. Failed horribly.
— Fourfoot (@fourfoot) July 29, 2014
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Sat chatting with Rolf Harris and his multi-stamped packaged didgeridoo at Sydney Airport once - didn't see what it was yet!
beaten over the head with a knotted Brighton scarf by Quentin [later rebranded as norman] Cook aka faboy slim. I was ten and he was seventeen, last time i looked we are now the same age.
20 odd years ago bumped into shaun ryder in a bar. Asked me if I had any gear as he had had a mad weekend and needed to come down. As luck would have it it was one of the rare occasions that I didnt.
I served bodger off of bodger and badger in McDonald's in Brighton. He bought a filet-o-fish meal.