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Your Brilliant Stories About Bumping Into Shite Celebs

by Sam Diss
30 July 2014 4 Comments

And some not-so-shite ones, too... (Yes, that is Lizo from Newsround)

Everyone’s got one, it’s just that some people’s weird little stories about bumping into shite celebrities are better than others… Mine? Mike Skinner called me a “chav cunt” at V Festival in 2010 and I got into an argument with at least two members of Lisa Maffia’s entourage over volleyball in the pool at Mallorca Rocks in 2009. Perhaps Mike wasn’t far off.

Here are yours…

(Disclaimer: Maybe they’re bullshitting - WE DON’T KNOW. Just don’t sue us, you busy pricks.)

https://twitter.com/urbane_fox/status/494054800338997248

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Tony 11:57 am, 30-Jul-2014

Sat chatting with Rolf Harris and his multi-stamped packaged didgeridoo at Sydney Airport once - didn't see what it was yet!

The Suburban Bushwacker 1:49 pm, 30-Jul-2014

beaten over the head with a knotted Brighton scarf by Quentin [later rebranded as norman] Cook aka faboy slim. I was ten and he was seventeen, last time i looked we are now the same age.

corky 10:31 pm, 30-Jul-2014

20 odd years ago bumped into shaun ryder in a bar. Asked me if I had any gear as he had had a mad weekend and needed to come down. As luck would have it it was one of the rare occasions that I didnt.

Tc 10:16 am, 31-Jul-2014

I served bodger off of bodger and badger in McDonald's in Brighton. He bought a filet-o-fish meal.

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